Nigerian based Gospel Artiste,Nathaniel Bassey shared a very long and passive narrative about a significant Christmas celebration in his Childhood,A Christmas they were fooled and pierced with vaccines instead of the oblivious Christmas Rice and Chicken,lol!
Read his story below,
MY FUNNY CHRISTMAS STORY
If you don’t know, please know that Christmas is so special to me. In fact, I still feel the same way about Christmas like felt as a child during Christmas.
Christmas was and is a big deal for me and my siblings and our parents knew this. So they would get us Christmas clothes and toys way before time. But I had an issue with the way we were dressed as children o. Papa and Mama never believed in that T-shirt and jean thingy. So we were always dressed as though we were going to church. If I was not wearing a suit and tie, I’d do a friend suit. Whether for birthday parties etc. we’ll get there seeing other kids smartly dressed in T-shirts and Jeans but I’d look at my sisters and I’ll feel why are we looking like kinta kunte? But years later, seeing what I do today, I see that dressing was prophetic.
Anyway, So, there was this day my mum told us we were going to see Father Christmas. And trust children now, I couldn’t wait to go. Then we set out to see Father Christmas. Getting there I saw this long queue. Parents and children on a queue to see Santa.
But I noticed children were coming out of the Father Christmas hut crying and wailing. I quickly dismissed it as some frightful kids just crying.
Men and Brethren, we eventually got in o. “Mummy, where is Father Christmas now.”
She said calm down. I said “ok”. What did I see? Syringe. A man holding a syringe. INJECTION!!!! “Mummy what did I do?, but I’m not sick now”, she said, don’t worry, Father Christmas will soon come.
My brothers and sisters in Christ, that’s how they took us for vaccination o. Till today. Father Christmas I nor see. Gift, I not See.
That’s none of my very funny Christmas stories. Please share yours.
Merry Christmas once again.
Lol….such a story!!